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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
It's not the ups and downs of love, it's the ins and outs.
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe...
Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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