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Kicking the terminal doesn't hurt the monsters.
Kindness is the beginning of cruelty. -- Muad'dib
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
LAGNAF: Let's All Get Naked And Fuck!
LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!
Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?...
Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
-- Lord Kalvi...
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