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Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Jones' First Law
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Just do it!
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
-- The Brigader, from Dr. Who...
Justice is incidental to law and order. -- J. Edgar Hoove
Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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