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Let Jesus be your anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, throw Jesus overboard!
Let your fingers do the walking on the yulkjhnb keys.
Let's face it: this time you're not going to win.
Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. -- Gaugui
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is the childhood of our immortality. -- Goethe
Life is too important to take seriously. -- Corky Siegel
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