Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure.
-- Leo Roste...
Maier's Law: If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Corollaries: (1) The bigger the theory, the better....
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. -- Lily Tomli

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