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Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
May the Carrier be with you.
May the Source be with you...always.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barto
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $
50", you can bet it's not $19.95....
Measure twice because you can only cut once.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Meet yourself! Commit suicide and type "hack
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