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Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money is the root of all evil.
Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the five others.
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
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