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Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core...Oh dammit, I forget!
Memory flaw - core dumped.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Bake
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis: If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.
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