Quotations - Old

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Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole bird......
Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
A: His ass....
Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
Q: Why did God invent booze? A: So ugly men could get laid too.
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home....
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

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