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A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Elio
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
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