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Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians probably do it.
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions.
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice. -- James P. Hoga
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
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