Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Quotations - Old
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Quotations - Old
Support your local police force -- steal!!
Sure he's sharp as a razor...he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Take a long worm from the rear, according to its mate it's a lot more fun.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy.
-- "Messiah's Handbook: Re...
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripide
Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI
< previous
...
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
...
147
next >
