Quotations - Stupid

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We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? -- Lee Iacocca
Secretaries for openings in college administrative areas.
Good typing, word processing helpful. Able to interfere with faculty, staff, and students....
Passive activity income does not include the following
Income for an activity that is not a passive activity....
You will find it a distinct help if you know and look as if you know what you are doing.
-- IRS Training Manual for tax audito...
Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS lette
If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it.
-- Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company...
Cheered by their words with an altogether more positive attitude to boxing.
..I found myself recalling the words of Marlin Brando in On the Waterfront, "I could have been a bartender....
Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries.
-- Japan Times article...
All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
-- Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaste...
Most of my cliches aren't original. -- Chuck Knox, NFL football coach

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