Quotations - Stupid

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We're overpaying him but he's worth it.. -- Samuel Goldwy
Don't pay any attention to the critics--don't even ignore them. -- Samuel Goldwy
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. -- Samuel Goldwy
If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right? -- Samuel Goldwy
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwy
Why only twelve? -- Samuel Goldwyn, while filming The Last Supper, (attributed)
Here lies Jan Smith, wife of Thomas Smith, marble Cutter.
This monument was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work....
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
-- Guangdong Victory Hotel instruction Card, Guangdong, China...
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
-- Pedro Guerrero, baseball player, on reporte...
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. -- Hong Kong dental advertiseme

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