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LOSING STREAK -- jogging in the buff to shed weight.
MAIDENHEAD -- pot-smoking virgin.
Make love in the shower. That way you can get your birthday suits cleaned and pressed.
Making whoopee is like filleting a fish ... it's all in how you bone it.
MALE CHAUVINIST -- Ms. demeaner.
MALE PRO -- a laddy of the evening.
MALE PUBIC HAIR -- dick Vandyke.
MALE SKIN-FLICK LEAD -- a shooting star.
Males for sale do not call their joint homey names like House of Ill Repute.
They dub it PHALLUS PALACE....
Man and mouse alike. Both end up in pussy.
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