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Man who eat macaroni and meat balls, shit yo-yos.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding bag.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth.
Man who loses key to girls apartment get no new key.
Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who pees in cash register finds it runs into money.
Man who sells Kotex is crack salesman.
Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
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