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LAPPING PUSSY -- a cat who drinks milk.
Last summer, it was easy to spot the NOUVEAUX RICHES.
They were the ones were watering their lawns with coffee....
LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY -- swishful thinking.
LESBIAN -- a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.
LESBIAN TWINS -- lick-alikes.
LESBIANS -- insurmountable odds.
LOGARITHM -- a Catholic birth-control record.
Long hair styles are confusing to animals. They're not used to seeing pony tails on jackasses.
LOSER -- a man who is tried in a small-claims court for exhibitionism.
LOSER -- as a guy who computer-dating service sends him the number of Dial-A-Prayer.
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