Rude

Rude

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ORIENTAL DAISY CHAIN -- A closed erectrical circuit.
RUSSIAN PREMATURE EJACULATOR -- A spurtnik.
Two Volkswagens had their bumpers locked and the drivers were unsuccessfully trying to disengage them when a little old lady wino shuffled onto the scene.
Tell you what to do, boys," she cackled. "T...
Business-lunch tax-deduction reforms are overdue," the secretary announced firmly to the company's grievance counselor.
When my boss returned to the office this afternoon, I was subjected to a thre...
But your highness," the Fifth Avenue furrier explained patiently to the Near Eastern potentate, "We simply don't have access to THAT kind of sheared beaver.
Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?
asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl....
I eventually found out what my ranch-foreman husband really meant," sobbed the fairly recent bride, "when we told me that he'd love me till the cows came home".
I screwed this crazy broad doggy style so much over the weekend," boasted a cocksman, "that when I saw her on the street the next day, she was chasing motorcycles!
I'm finished with Sylvia!" the Newfie exclaimed to his buddy.
She broke down and told me she was bisexual--and who wants to screw only twice a year?...
My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl.
How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....

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