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Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a di...
T.V. Commercial advertising the World Cup: "Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet i
Portugal or Mexico." Episode: Homer buys a gu...
Television show to replace Bart & Lisa's News show
Mars and Mattel Chocobots Episode: When Bart & Lisa get their own children's News show....
Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie...
Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me." Lisa
I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are....
A Matt Groeing-type working in Itchy and Scratchy says that "aren't words like 'paradigm' and 'pro-active' justwords that stupid people use to sound smart?
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie...
When Apu & Homer are in the Airport in India, there are groups of Christians trying to win converts, and some Hare Krishnas walk by and say, "oh, Great.
Christians." Episode: When Apu loses the Quik...
Troy McLure: Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone -- even cynical members of Generation X!
Ge...
Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
[Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
Superintendant Chamers: "Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion.
Episode: when Skinners is fired as principal...
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