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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Ingrate: A man who bites, the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.
Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twai
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