Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Mindy: Wow. If It Weren't For This Wall, We'd Be Sleeping In The Same Bed.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same
bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society, heh.
-- Homer waxes philosophical,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
Grunting and slurping noises] Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys fell behind the bed!...
Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....