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Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
-- Otto leaving "Stoner's Pot Palace",
"A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
[to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...
Bart: Have you seen Milhouse? Owner: No, now go away
we're racing for the title of the champion of the universe....
A man thinks differently in a palace and in a hut.
Man: Hey, there, Kirk... Kirk: [excited] Oh, boy, what's going on?
Patio party? Man: No, a possum drowned in the pool....
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!
-- "Otto Show...
Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
.. Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?...
I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse Divided...
Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...