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• Bart: OK, it's not _painfully_ clear the adults are _definitely_ paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
  Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?...
• Milhouse: What's going on? Where are all the grown-ups?
  Nelson: Who cares? With no adults, I _run_ this city....
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
  Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
  [Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada....