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  [backpedaling] No! No-no-no-no-no no! [pause] Well, yes. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
  Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
  Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well yes, actually, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge? Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival.
  Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay [giggles]... Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to.
  ..reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....