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• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• The Graduate Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me. Dustin Hoffman to Anne Bancrof
• Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
  Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit" and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth] Itchy...
• I'm here, live in Korea, to give you a first-hand look at how American cartoons are made!
  -- Kent Brockman, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...