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Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous! Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives.
I'll be the same loving father I've always been....
Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero! David: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: [surprised] You're a musician? -- Birds of a feather, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
George: Hello, Homer! I'm George Harrison. Home
[incredulous] Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?...
Homer: Lisa, did you see the Grammys? Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them. -- Oh yeah?, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes.
.. coffee mugs...funny foam...[squirts some on Homer] Home...
Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...
Homer, Skinner, and Apu sing] For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C.
Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr....
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