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Moe: Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job.
Nigel: _I_ didn't pay any girls to scream. Moe: Huh?...
Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
Marge: [dejected] No one bought a wishbone necklace.
Homer: Well, one of us made some money! I sold a guy our spare tire....
Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
-- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Qua...
Homer: [plays some chords, then sings tentatively] There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.
.. [spoken] D'oh! -- Composing is harder than you migh...
Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
-- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
.. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
Ah, Squiddy! I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in yer belly.
Ha ha har, ha ha ha har! -- Captain McAllister vs....

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