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Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the track....
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
Woman: How much is this quart of milk? Apu: Twelve dollars....
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back! Carl: Oh, that's great.
Your replacement was getting tired. [shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls] Hey, Queenie, you can go now!...
Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain".
I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle....
Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
[reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace. -- Bart, "Cape Feare
Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay....
Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...

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