PERSIAN WOMAN:

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened in LA where a Persian woman could go
to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of Persian girls go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having
jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," say the girls, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very
tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor is
just to prove that Persian women are impossible to please. Thank you for
shopping and have a nice day!!"