This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian
Oil Company) back in the 1960`s to his American boss Mr.Hamilton.

Dear Mr.Hamilton
I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for
three years, But since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has
changed.

I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very
first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds
of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of
Mr.Wilson. He made so much "mouse running" that finally
Mr.Wilson "became donkey", and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand
man, and told me to work "under his hand"

Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand
man, but "my eye didn't not drink water", and I knew that all these
were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I "put
the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since that
he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this
transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started begging him to
forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether. I
said "you saw camel, you did not see camel"....but he was
not "getting of the devils donkey"..."what headache shall I give you"

I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald,

height and half height" people. "Imagine how much my ass burns"

Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and
my "back and shelter"...."I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do
some work for me"...."in the resurrection day I`ll grasp your
skirt"...."I have six head bread eaters".....I kiss our hand and
legs"

Your servant