A Day In A Life of a Rich Tehrooni!!

*You live in the rich suburbs of Tajrish, Niavaran, Shemiran, Velenjak, and
if you're a new rich kid you live in Sa'dat Abad, Shahrakeh gharb, Janat
Abad.

*You've probably got an Iranian name of Khashayaar, Kurush, Piruz, Bahram,
Siavash, rather than Ali, Akbar, Reza, Mohammad, or Sara, Sahar, Sepideh,
Roxana, Marjan, rather than Zahra, Fatimeh, Zoleykha, Zeynab.

*You own more than one car, NEVER a Paykan, more likely a Peugeot 1992 405
GLX, 206, or a Daewoo Espero or a Mitsubishi Galant, top points for BMW and
Benz. (LOL!!!!!)

*You've been to sooooooooooooo many parties you've lost count.

*You've been trashed on hashish and Black Death Vodka you find in those
black cans they smuggle from Iraq and Turkey to Kurdistan.

*You have car races in Shahrakeh Gharb's Iran Zamin.

*You party even harder when Nowrooz and Muharam clash days.

*You have all of Shah and Farah's photos including videos of their
coronation, weddings, parties.

*You're parents claim they were friends of Googoosh and Ebi.

*You're into Techno and Heavy Metal and you LOVE Modern Talking "You'rrrrre
my heeeart, you'rree my soul, you are every vvvvvver ver I gooooooo"

*You take part in elections and choose Khatami, not because you like
Khatami, because you're not choosing the rest!

*You drive down Vali Asr trying to pick up runaway girls.

*You pretend that you don't know your friends have sisters.

*You hold your family weddings in private gardens up North.

*You're currently applying for a Visa to go to the States via the Swiss
Embassy which deals with American affairs.

*You swear at Basijis when you're driving down Iran Zamin.

*You know every Internet Cafe in Tehran.

*You've seen the three and only Iranian porn films of "Shab Haayeh Los
Angeles" "Zahedan 11" and the third one filmed in Hamadan.

*You're taking part in the new phase of walking with shoes in your house.

*You smoke Marlboro reds.

*You wear CK, Levis, Gucci, CK all sent from "Daei Joon" from Canada.

*You have a sample of Bijan in your Cologne collection.

*You claim you've slept with 37 girls.

*You go to Daaneshgah Aazaad.

*You think German-Iranians are similar to English speaking Iranians, THEY
ARE NOT!

*You don't understand why Iranians in England, America and Canada don't like
Modern Talking.

*You claim to know the true story of why the head of Nirvana popped himself.

*You think there are Heavy Metal Goths in the States who whorship Satan 100
X more than the actual figure.

*You think getting laid in the West is easy.

*You think everyone here has the best lifestyle.

*You think most Western-Iranians have forgotten to speak Persian.

*You can dance to Michael Jackson and still think he has retained his fame.

*Your cousin who returned from the States has a hard time telling you that
its "Water" not "Vaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"