Iranian sits next to American.
American asks: What kind of "ian" are you?
- What?
- I said What kind of "ian" are you?
- I don't understand your question.
- Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian?
- Oh! I am Iranian.
2 hours passed without a word.
Iranian asks: What kind of "key" are you?
- What?
- Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?