Isn't it Iranic?

A Persian version of Alanis Morisette's "Isn't it Ironic"
Vocals to be accompanied by santour and domback
May be accompanied by 1-2 flabby belly dancers; and/or
1 barefoot Iranian male dancer waving a handkerchief.

Isn't it Iranic--don't you think?

It's like rain--on your convertible Benz.
It's like Farhad does your hair, but you still have split ends.
It's like a black fly in the doogh you just drank.
It's one more taroff when you've already thanked.

It's like counting pennies when you own an estate.
It's when your blind date is 4 hours late.
It's like chewing kabob that you notice is pink.
It's when another bald dentist sends you a wink.

Isn't it Iranic--don't you think?
It's like so Iranic...yeah I really do think.

It's like waiting for hours in the buffet line.
It's a shab-eh-Shabbat, and you forgot to buy wine.
It's like meeting your spouse on your wedding date.
It's like a catered meelah-konoon and you can't find a plate.

It's like Elat Market running out of Lavash.
It's like 90 degrees out, but your grandma still cooks awsh.
It's when you want to swim, but you've straightened your curls.
It's like your husband sulking that you've only had girls.

It's an aroosee without Martik to sing.
It's a namzadee without a huge emerald ring.
It's like paying retail and not a cheap wholesale price.
It's like eating khoresht without any rice.

It's a balding husband with hair on his back
It's denying that your blonde hair is really black.
It's a great nose job, except you can't breathe.

Isn't it Iranic--don't you think?