How I Made a Fortune
It was really quite simple. I bought an apple for 5 cents, spent the
evening polishing it, and sold it the next day for 10 cents. With this
I bought two apples, spent the evening polishing them, and sold them
for 20 cents. And so it went until I had amassed $1.60. It was then
that my wife's father died and left me a million dollars.