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How To Interpret A Resume

How to Interpret a Resume


I used to claim that I didn't write fiction. Then I started helping
people with their resumes. So this is for anyone in HR who has to read
the darned things.

Term: What it really means:

Bright Wears lots of yellow and red (usually together)

Intelligent Got a gold star for spelling in first grade

Computer-literate Knows the difference between a mouse and a terminal

Great communicator Fired from his last job for telling the boss exactly
what he thought of him

Detail-oriented Will spend eight hours perfecting a 2-minute job


Sees the big picture Hasn't got a clue about how to do the work required
to get to the big picture

Prompt First one out the door at quitting time

Hard working For at least at ten minutes a day

Conscientious Knows EXACTLY how much sick time and holiday time
he has left

Friendly Watch out for attractive members of your staff

Honest Gossips



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