The 10 reasons beer is better than sex
1: A beer never talks back
2: A beer never gets jealous when you have another beer
3: A beer always tastes good
4: A beer never has to wash up before you have it
5: A beer never checks out another beer
6: A beer never whines
7: you can always have another beer
8: Beer comes in 6, 12, and 24 packs for maximum enjoyment
9: you never have to wait for beer
10: Beer goes down smooth....