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OLE AND LENA GO TO THE DOCTOR

Lena wasn't feeling too well so she
decided to go see a doctor. After a
lenghty examination by the doctor,
he has some information that he had
to share with Ole.

Doctor: Ole, I'm afraid that Lena has
Acute Angina.

Ole: Oh really, her tits aren't too bad
either!

OLE AND LITTLE OLE AT CHURCH

Ole and Little Ole are in church. Little Ole asks, "What are those names up there on the wall?" "Those are the names of the people who died in the service," replied Ole. "Really, which one?" Little Ole asks, "The 8:30 or the 9:45?"




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