a man was playing golf when he hit his golfball into a field of buttercups.as he was looking around for his ball heard this voice it said 'please sir, dont hurt thebuttercups". the man looked up bewildered and asked "who are you?" the voice replied "this is god and if you promise not to hurt the buttercups i will give you butter for the rest of you life." the man looked up at the sky and answered back,"where the heck were you when i was in the pussywillows!?!!"