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Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? God was coming down the mountain and the first person he came across was not Moses.
It was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted any c...
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
This guy was walking through the desert when he found a magic lamp.
He picked the lamp up and rubbed the side of it....
One day a Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath.
The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down the...
This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you serve cajuns in this bar?...
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin......
Why won't a rattlesnake bite a salesman? Professional courtesy.......
Do you know how to get rid of a bunch of Libyans? Tell a bunch of Cajuns they're good eating, and out of season.
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This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire.
He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book....
Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going to have to lay either Jack or Jill off.
He really couldn't decide...

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