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This guy was saying, "Now that I have taken the Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker off my car, it's passing and running better.
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How did Donna Rice vote in the '88 election? Undecided.
She couldn't decide whether to give her heart to Bush, or give her bush to Hart..........
What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
"I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
Why do women sky divers wear tampons? So they won't whistle on the way down.
What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette. He won't come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag.
Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an amputee.
"Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could you possibly do?...
How does an Aggie tie his shoe? (put left foot on chair, tie right shoe)
URINALYSIS ------------ EXITABLE - Rips apart shorts if he can't find it right away.
TOUGH - Bangs dick on side of urinal. CLEVER - Look, no hands! Fixes tie...
What's the difference in a Texas Oilman & a Pigeon?
The Pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes....
What's the difference between Pigmy Geniuses & Women Joggers?
The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.......

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