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Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles.
The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing? Little Johnny replied, "I'm look...
This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol....
This truck driver sits down in a diner and orders dinner.
When the waitress brings his plate, he notices that she has got her thumb in his mashed potatoes....
This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla.
This female gorilla was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take care of her....
This Texan goes to Hawaii for vacation. The first place they go is a beach.
The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty beach, but it aint no big deal....
These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across this frog.
The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man....
What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine? I wanna go to Miami.....
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? They're all over here.......
How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth? All of them.........
What do you call two queers named Bob? Oral Roberts.....

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