A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public
library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the
chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens
leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return
to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!'
The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books
and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens
return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian,
looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The
librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives
them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed
them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this
point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the
two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the
frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."