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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
Q: How many federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that item was cut from the budget!...
Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ---- You should have hit "n"!...
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the bulb, and the other to assume the ladder....

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