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Paying the Piper, Take One A young lawyer dies and is sent to heaven.
(That, in itself, is a good joke.) Upon his arrival, he meets St....
Paying The Piper, Take Two A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?...
Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ... Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet....
A Little Planning Goes a Long Way Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
To Sue or Not To Sue? If at first you don't succeed, try hiring a lawyer to sue somebody.
Perry Brando? Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
A. You get an offer you can't understand....
Stacked Deck An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place....
JOKEMASTER'S HURRICANE SURVIVAL QUIZ 1. How are hurricane's names selected?
a. Named after Congressmen who are full of hot air b....

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