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I'm reminded of a letter some poor professor wrote to Playboy about his inability to get vanity plates with the initials of his college on them.
The man taught at the Tennessee Institute of Technology...
I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and said &quo
for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian! I said &quo...
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
quot;Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?
" "Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he was born with no arms or legs....
A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants to buy a condom.
The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10.&quo...
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
One day a big swarm of bees came through town. All of the bees swarmed over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station.
Moral: There's an Esso bee in every crowd........
Hear about the Gay hacker in Australia who left his wife and went back to Sydney???
Then there was that famous composer Bach, who, whenever he worked away from home, developed a hearty appetite.
So every time he went on a trip he packed a huge lunch: 6 sandwiches, 3 apples, some chee...
When Billy Shakespeare went swimming one day he was obsessed with the notion that gypsy moths had been feeding on the back of his trunks!
He asked a friend to investigate and make a thorough search. T...

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