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Q: How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two...
Q: How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who says it's dark?
Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50: One to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him....
Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five...
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
Q: How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Many hands make light work....
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
To whom should I go to for some self-help?

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