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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Have you heard the one about the tribe of Basques who lived in this valley?
They heard that barbarian hoards were approaching, so they decided to lay a trap....
Cheer up! Yesterday won't matter tomorrow.
Benny was very lonely.One day a Genie appeared to him and said
"Benny,I will send you the girl of your dreams- My only command to you is that you grow a long beard,and never shave it off&quo...
I want what money can't buy -- more money.
Ther once was a woman from Sidney.. Who said she could take one to the Kidney.
.. Along came a man from Quebec and gave her one to the neck....
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick.
Great BALLS of fire!!!!!!! OOOuch!!...
The was a man from Nantucket Who had one so long he could suck it.
So he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin If my ear were a C--t I would F--k it......
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? -One prick and its gone.
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....

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