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Unknown Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red and black paints?
Yeah -- the whole crew was marooned....
Unknown The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the...
THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ 1. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you.
.. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy...
Unknown A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
Listen," said the CEO, "this is a...
Unknown A blonde went for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer decided to start with the basics, "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?...
Unknown Actual broadcast - Football commentato
"Anderson has injured his nose. It looks like the same nose he injured last year"....
Unknown Another desperate "football widow" recited an item in the local newspa- pe
A husband who loved the sport so much that he traded his wife for a season ticket....
Unknown A man's regular partner at the golf club didn't show, so he was walking around looking for a substitute partner for the day's game.
One of the caddies told him that there was an elde...
Unknown Three friends always wanted to play golf on Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of their wives.
One day, after many years, they finally manage to get together for a Saturday game...
Unknown GOLF: A game primarily comprised of hitting a ball into sand and then trying to hit it back out again.
(Variation: involves hitting the ball into a clump of trees ...

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