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Unknown Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
<BR> When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there....
Unknown What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this.
Unknown How do men define a "50-50" relationship?
We cook/they eat We clean/they dirty We iron/they wrinkle....
Unknown What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes....
Unknown How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Unknown What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack.
Unknown How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Unknown Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions....
Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....

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