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THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE GUYS Are you a Guy? Or ever wanted to be?
Maybe you're one of those "Few Good Men." Find out - take this Scientific Quiz to determine "Your Guyness Quotient....
WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
Unknown One day this man was jumping up and down on a manhole cover screaming at the top of his lungs, "Seventeen!
! Seventeen!!" Intrigued by the man's insane behavior, another man walks o...
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
watch dog Why is that dog running in circles? It's a watchdog, and it's winding itself up.
big mouse What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked into the alley?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!...
baby duck Why does the baby duck walk softly? Because it's a baby and it can't walk, hardly.
cow bell Why does a cow wear a bell? Its horns don't work.
mom? What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into the cactus? Is that you, Mother?

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